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Written by Fawsley

15 January 2007 | 102 words

Naming names

Faramir lay on his back, head on Aragorn’s bared chest, counting upon his fingers.

“Seven, I make it. Or is it eight?”

Boromir harrumphed from his comfortable place on the king’s stomach.

“There’re far more than that, little brother. You’ve left out some of the best! There’s Filthy Ranger for starters. The filthier the better in my opinion.”

“Agreed! There’s Orthanc Pants!

“And Bilbo Biggun!

Long Cleever!

“Mmm yes! Long Cleever! I’d forgotten that!”

Aragorn sighed sadly. There was no stopping the brothers once they’d got started.

And collecting interesting names certainly did seem to be his area of expertise…

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Love anything with miraculously!undead Boromir in it, but this is particularly amusing!

Thanks for sharing-

iris    15 January 2007, 19:19    #

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A complete list of Fawsley’s fics is available at her LiveJournal (friends only!). Failing friendship, her work can be found at sons_of_gondor, rugbytackle, tolkien_weekly and drabblechalleng.