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Your Words Mean Nothing (G) Print

Written by Anorienbean

30 June 2009 | 139 words

Title: Your Words Mean Nothing
Fandom: LOTR
Character/s: Haldir/Faramir
Beta: The lovely minxkat
Prompt: #009 Pain
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Written for ficlets100
No money was made from this and no harm meant.


“Stop that! It hurts!!”

Faramir shook his head but continued.

“By the Valar, how could you?! I thought you loved me!”

Faramir knew he was only making Haldir madder, but he couldn’t help it. He couldn’t stop just because Haldir told him to.

“I have always said you were the most compassionate man I had ever known… well, thank you for proving me wrong!”

“Haldir…”

“No. Too late. Your words mean nothing to me.” Haldir stopped hopping around and sat down, turning his back on his husband.

After a moment, Faramir finally stopped laughing and went to soothe Haldir’s feelings…and his stubbed toe.

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3 Comment(s)

:D

You had me fooled there.

Very good :)

— Mail    Thursday 2 July 2009, 2:34    #

Ah, well…good job. I really thought, there’s some drama on the way, but…dammit, great! A stubbed toe? Simply a funny idea.

— Lojana    Friday 10 July 2009, 20:41    #

omg! When I was reading I was scared, afraid of reading on, finding out what happened, but this was… Priceless! giggles. Great work on making me worry ANF. Laugh. ^^

— Gemenice    Monday 10 August 2009, 8:56    #

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